"you were both promoted to season regulars."



achilles is that kid who takes gym class too seriously



me as hell

-  Who are you? Where’s my friend Tommy Merlyn? The guy who once rented out a football stadium so that he could play strip kickball with models?
- That guy needed a swift kick in his lazy ass.


the best thing that could have happened on television! 😍


there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

Anonymous asked:
Why dont you publicize your writing blog? it's beautiful

(I was going to insert a gif here, but I don’t have any on this computer!!)

I don’t know. I mean it’s linked, so people can find it if they want to. But I never want to force anyone to read anything? Thank you for liking what I write! I also don’t plug it because I don’t have a lot of confidence in my own writing.